The other morning when I opened the library, one of the students walked in, looked down, and said, "Um... whose inflated surgical glove is this?"
Sure enough, there it was on the floor, like a bulging powder white udder. I said, "I KNOW that was not here last night when I left."
I don't know what the hell happened in there overnight, but I jammed the inflated glove into the small trash can under my desk. I didn't have the heart to pop it.
Sure enough, there it was on the floor, like a bulging powder white udder. I said, "I KNOW that was not here last night when I left."
I don't know what the hell happened in there overnight, but I jammed the inflated glove into the small trash can under my desk. I didn't have the heart to pop it.