You can have your pre-fab garden gnomes. I'd rather have some weird thing made out of junk, any day.
So here is "Yardsy." When I was supposed to be cleaning up and consolidating stuff in our back yard, I got distracted with cinderblock and old pots, and this happened.
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THE BEGINNING
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FACE
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FINISHED
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NOZZLE HAT DETAIL
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FACE CLOSEUP
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YARDSY'S GOOD EYE
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YARDSY'S LOPEZ (bad left eye)
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MY EYES ARE UP HERE
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GLITTER HAND W/BALLOONS
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SKIRT/APRON & FEET DETAIL
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YARDSY'S BOOT DETAIL
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IN SITU
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IN SHADOW
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WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?